Saturday 31 May 2008

I JUST CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD

nevermind being stuck on his bleedin elevator this song's stuck in my bleedin head and even though it sounds like a nelly furtado cast off i can't stop singing it...grrrrrrrrrr



then again it provides blessed respite from thinking about my shorn locks

come back timbo all is forgiven

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AILMENT OF THE WEEK

me after haircut

post-traumatic stress disorder

VACILLATING BETWEEN CALM & FRENZIED

vascillating...

THE MORNING AFTER THE MASSACRE

pat butchered

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PAT BUTCHERED

all my hair has been lobbed off.

i'm in a state of shock. it hasn't quite sunk in that my mountainous mane is no more.

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Friday 30 May 2008

WHY I'M FRIGHTENED OF HAIRDRESSERS

1. The talking to distract thing makes me suspicious
(chat chat chat next thing you know...bald)
2. They never do what you want
3. arghhh....

i can't take it, i'm gonna cry if i relive the trauma now and i have a hair appointment to get to. so i shall expand on this later

COME ON AND THROW THE DOG A BONE

In times of crisis like this we all need a power tune and for such a grave situation I summon the powers of the great MEATLOAF

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combined with the frightening might of Cher and her hi-leg costumes



suddenly everything seems do-able

so excuse me while i pump myself up for the big chop (i haven't had a proper haircut in 10 years... I'm frightened of hairdressers!)

here goes nothing...

WHY MY EARS WILL REMAIN INTACT

1. I've just spoken to Errol's salon and rescheduled
2. who cares about a lost shoe when you're getting your hair did

ah... the world is at right again

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WHY I WANT TO STAPLE MY OWN EARS TO THE GROUND

1. I've just woken up and I've only missed an appointment with one of the UK's top hairdressers, Mr Errol Douglas himself!
2. I didn't even get a good night's sleep on my new tiger print sheets
3. I can't find the other leg to this (shoe)
4. I want to screaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Thursday 29 May 2008

STUCK ON REPEAT

there are two songs that have been stuck on repeat in my house for the past 2 weeks, one is actually called stuck on repeat and the other isn't.

here they are

little boots - stuck on repeat (acoustic pyjamas version)


go on her myspace to hear the proper version that i've been playing NONSTOP in my house. my good friend jean charles de castelbajac (an EXCEPTIONAL fashion designer and legendary too while we're on the subject) loves it as well so check him out while you're at it (he's got a london flagship store opening on 5th june!!!).

http://www.myspace.com/littlebootsmusic
http://www.jc-de-castelbajac.com

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and the second is by a young man by the name of kenna from the startrak camp (the neptunes' label so you know he's from good stock)



as much as it pains me to say this (for i hate the word so very much and typing alone makes me want to punch myself in the face) the song is undeniably 'funky', dare i say groovy even. whatever. who cares about semantics when a song's this good?
saw him at my absolute FAVOURITE london club YOYO a few months ago and he was electric

www.myspace.com/kenna

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OOPS....AGAINNNNN!

i'm too tired to post pictures what with doing interviews and shoots for:

1. heat magazine
2. more magazine
3. the telegraph
4. the mail on sunday
5. ok magazine
6. star magazine
7. the times

and....

1. presenting and hosting intel's unsigned band competition - www.intel.co.uk/studio
2. presenting 2 shows for diesel umusic radio with raf daddy & the 1965 crew
3. tidying my room (the story of my life)
4. being locked out of home for 4 days (another story of my life)
5. presenting the last 10 episodes of the series of freshly squeezed (channel 4's breakfast show)


amongst other things (namely detangling my hair) but i promise i'll go back and upload lovely pics to jazz these formulaic lists up.

honest.

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zezi

I HEART RNB

there's no denying it.

here's 10 tunes that make me wish i wasn't single

1. ryan leslie ft cassie - addiction
(like crack)
2. slim of 112 ft young joc - so fly
( so much love for badboy right now)
3. chris brown - with you
(my love for him is insurmountable... i hate rihanna so much right now)
4. alicia keys - teenage love affair
(you have to don't you really)
5. mariah carey - bye bye
(she is my absolute favourite of favourites, i know it's wrong but i literally LIVE for her adlibs so i'll never give her up, MC you're still the best... lipo and all)
6. madonna ft kanye west - and the beat goes
(when i first heard this, i played it on repeat for 4 hours straight when i tidied my room - no lie)
7.neyo - closer
(michael jackson eat your heart out)
8. jay sean - ride it
(gotta have a bit of UK love)
9. ciara - click
(she's totally everything i'd wish to be were 14 again p.s. this sounds way too much like fergie's glamourous but i still love it)
10. usher - chivalry
(the KING of rnb, no doubt about it... that warm tone could melt the hardest of hearts)

while i'm at it here's 5 vintage tunes (and let's face it who doesn't love a bit of vintage?)1 that have been doing ALOT for me right now

1. mariah carey ft mobb deep - the roof
(tttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunee)
2. 112 - dance with me
(god, i love slim's voice... makes me want to kill myself)
3. 112 - peaches & cream
(when this came out i had no idea what it meant... i still don't)
3. 112 ft notorious big - only you
(like i said... so much love for badboy right now)
4. 702 - steelo
(RIP founding member orish)
5. aaliyah - 4 page letter
(unrequited love sucks and don't i know it)

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zezi

OOPS.......

i've been so busy of late there's been lots of gigs that i've DJed at that i've forgotten to blog about, or rather haven't had the time to blog about.

here's 3 gigs i forgot to tell you about... sorry!

1. yelle's first london gig (at proud gallery)
www.myspace.com/iloveyelle
2. dazed & confused party (my bad)
www.dazeddigital.com
3. mucha marcha (one of my favourite london parties)
www,myspace.com/muchamarcha

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zezi

Tuesday 27 May 2008

LISTSSSSSSS.....

i'm always getting locked out - me and keys just don't get along, much like my relationship with phones - so i spent the best part of this weekend hoboing it around and one of the things i realised, other than the fact that i LOVE being a hobo, was that i LOVE making lists. after hours of milling around islington willing my keys would fall from the sky or that some heron would fly down with them in it's beak i decided to compensate for my misfortune by indulging one of my most ridiculous whims. stationary.

i am OBSESSED with stationary, the thickness of a nib, the consistency of ink and indeed the density of paper are always the foremost concerns in my whimsical mind. thus, i went to cass art and bought myself a new notebook and a new set of stabilo pens. as well as discovering that i am rather partial to pen 88s (having previously been evangelical about the fact i only use the thicker nibbed pen 68s) i also discovered just how much i love making lists.

over the course of the weekend i whittled away many an hour writing list after list, racking up a grand total of over 30 pages of capricious columns! just think how many preposterous thoughts were swimming around until that fateful day i bought my mnemosyne note book and set them free (36 pages to be precise)... what a release! i think i shall only blog in list format from now on, such is my love for a list.

so to kick things off here is my inaugural list, whilst live on air on Diesel umusic radio with the metros and the 1965 posse (our 3rd and final show), about 10 things i love about tuesday 27th may (start off with the mundane... it can only get more exciting)

1. that i filmed the 197th and final freshly squeezed (channel 4 breakfast show) with grimmy today
2. that grimmy's hair is blonde
3. that my new favourite nail colour (neon orange) co-ordiates perfectly with my new favourite lip colour morange (by mac)
4. menthols with mitzi (the best make-up artist ever, and also the tiniest too - she's 4ft 11!)
5. the caramel toast i had for breakfast this morning from borough market (thanks georgie)
6. the metro's new jungle inspired tune
7. raf daddy's smily face and sick selection (tuuuuuuyyuuuuunes for daaays)
8. the lovely diesel people refuelling me with sausage and mash with a shoal of peas swimming in a sea of gravy.
9. drinking magners on the amersham arms rooftop
10. seeing my lovely nephew ezra's face everytime i look at my phone

aaaaah i love life! we'll still be on air until 7pm tonight so tune in and list me your favourite things too.

big love

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zezi

Monday 12 May 2008

RADIO GA GA...




Tomorrow i'm going to be doing a Diesel UMUSIC Radio show with the one of my favourite people Raf Daddy - big boy selector and big dawg at 1965 records - my favourite label.  And radio is one of my favourite things (way better than telly) so it's just gonna be a big fat love-in.

Raf''s already feeling the love look:




The '65 nest is home to Toddla T, The Metros, The View, The Draytones and lots of other amazing bands that begin with 'The...' and an amazing character by the name of Derek Miens - bonkers in the best possible way. He'll be in the studio too, i mean pub - yep, we're live from the Amersham Arms! 

We'll be drinking cider, rapping and playing big tunes from 4-7pm

yagggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

in fact i think i might do a rendition of this:





mi bad from mi baaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn!

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zezi

http://www.1965records.com

http://dum.diesel.com/radio

HELLO WORLD!




welcome to my shiny new blog - oh what fun!

5 years too late but who cares!!!

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zezi