ZEZI

SOON

2011-02-14T16:11:00.001Z

<3 <3 <3

CAN YOU FORGIVE ME???

2011-01-13T08:14:00.003Z

LET'S FORGET HOW LONG IT'S BEEN

x x x x x x x x

TODAY WE GO TO WAR!

2009-06-09T12:32:00.001+01:00

me and my merry band of boys - FINE BOY CREW - are battling at this tonight

here's a sneaky snippet of the ludicrous lunacy you can expect from FBC

BRING IT ON!!!!

XZX

p.s. i've got guestlist love for all you FINE BOYS out there provided you only toot your horns for ME & FBC, if you want to witness the carnage email me at zezimusic@gmail.com NOW!!!!

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FASHION KILLS

2009-06-08T16:45:00.001+01:00

I drew fashion blood in hermes

see that little red dot? yep, that's blood.

XZX
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GRIMMY'S FEELING THE PINCH IN SMYTHSON

2009-06-08T16:26:00.003+01:00

(FYI it says 'recessionista')

XZX
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IT IRKS ME NO END THAT...

2009-06-08T09:54:00.003+01:00

i have spent most of the weekend vacillating between this:

and this

SLEEP IS BORING!

XZX

EATING BOYS FOR BREAKFAST...

2009-06-06T08:49:00.001+01:00

tastes way better than a fry-up

XZX

I WAS BORN ON THE DAY OF BISMARCK's BIRTH

2009-06-02T09:21:00.006+01:00

OTTO VON BISMARCK b. 1 April 1815

ZEZI IFORE b. 1 April 1985

an auspicious coincidence as today...

i'm preparing to go to WAR!

the revolution will not be televised but details of OPERATION FBC will follow shortly ...

stay tuned.

XZX

OUT TO BON THE AFRICAN ADVENTURER:

2009-06-01T21:36:00.002+01:00

gillie no mates, mandy and myself all miss you already!

cava binge when you get back!

XZX

GOOD THINGS COME IN THREEs

2009-06-01T13:01:00.002+01:00

seems like today is a day for preposterous videos so i might as well add this one into the bargain...

sick bags at the ready as PRETTY RICKY's SPECTACULAR makes sexytime!

YUK x 1,000,000

XZX

GWAN TODDLA!!!!!!!!!!

2009-06-01T12:21:00.003+01:00

the skanky skankiest boy in sheffeeeeeeeeel's album is the telegraph's POP CD of THE WEEK!

a broadsheet no less...

big up your chest-piece toddles!

RED-EEEEEEEEEEEEE

www.toddlat.com

XZX

FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS

2009-06-01T11:12:00.005+01:00

Bruno And Eminem Get Intimate - MTV Movie Awards

sasha baren cohen shows eminem WA GWAN FI DAT when it comes to bum fun!!!

O M G

XZX

LONG BON SILVER

2009-06-01T08:46:00.005+01:00

the beautiful and much-beloved bon is abandoning us for africa for a whole month to take photographs (something she is very very good at)

she is sad

and so are we

even though we're slightly jealous as she'll clearly have the bestest time taking pictures, riding elephants and buying loads of wonderful things and not miss us at all

BON VOYAGE BON!

XZX

MEET JAMAICA'S ANSWER TO BENNY HILL

2009-06-01T08:22:00.010+01:00

man, he's FULL OF BEANS and he can buss' a move

he beats our benny hands down

he also "beats" those poor women too and therein lies the rub

that said, the gyal dem don't seem to mind at all.

i don't think i'd like to be "daggered" anytime soon thank you very much MR SKERRIT BWOY

best wishes

Z. IFORE

P.S. special shout out to the girl at the end (8.08) for pouring herself into those latex shorts - DEDICATION!

XZX

BITCH YOU BETTA...

2009-06-01T06:01:00.015+01:00

someone sent this to me on twitter... no idea why.

ok, that's an absolute fallacy, it's probably because i used to dress like this in 2006.

gaudy, trashy and lots of FUN (i was 21) however...

...let it be known that i NEVER sported (or possessed for that matter) a rope chain or wore lenseless glasses. AMEN to that sistaaa!

ladies and gentlemen if you still dress like this don't be ashamed, it was a look then and it still is my friends, just not one i currently chose to adopt.

so i'm giving Jonte a good RUPAUL rating for ferocity (as RuPaul is the ultimate barometer of fierceness)

4 out of 5

whatever you're wearing...

BITCH YOU BETTA WEEEEEEEEERK!

XZX

MORNING MIMI...

2009-06-01T05:36:00.001+01:00

XZX

THE JOY OF JOLLOF IN DALSTON

2009-05-29T19:43:00.002+01:00

XZX
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JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JOLLOF O'CLOCK

2009-05-29T19:33:00.003+01:00

XZX
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P.S. DID YOU NOTICE THAT MY MANE HAS BEEN TAMED?

2009-05-29T01:20:00.004+01:00

yep the mighty and long-suffering hands of my good friend IRENE AGBONTAEN did battle with my 'opulent mass of curls' (thanks max) and victory was hers.

i love my new sasha fierce look.

thanks irene!

XZX

WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU...

2009-05-29T00:56:00.005+01:00

i fell in love tonight.

he's no wimp.

he's b-b-b-b-b-baaaaaaaaad to the bone and makes music for brats like me.

this song's for him

XZX

HIS SHIT DON'T STANK

2009-05-26T11:41:00.003+01:00

dizzee tells me (and his 6073 other followers on twitter) that his single Bonkers is No 1.

115,000 record breaking sales >>> fastest selling single this year.

2 x No.1s on his own independant label.

AMAZING.

WDD.

WELL DONE DIZZ'

XZX

P.S. I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGE GROTBAG

2009-05-26T09:34:00.002+01:00

i'm cleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

feels good man

XZX

ZZ's TOP BREAKFASTY

2009-05-26T08:44:00.005+01:00

i know it looks a bit yukky but it's just a bacon and egg sarnie...

not exactly healthy (even though it's brown bread) but way more fun than muesli

a fine way to start the day i say!

XZX
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I'M IN A RIDICULOUS MOOD...

2009-05-25T23:15:00.007+01:00

so i think it's high time we had another ridiculous "IN PRAISE OF..."

but who will be a perfect match for my present preposterous mood...???

MARGARITA PRACATAN

LIZA MINELLI

IVANA TRUMP

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

FRANKIE (KEYSHIA COLE'S MUM)

DIANA ROSS

ARETHA FRANKLIN

decisions, decisions...

it's a tough one.

XZX

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M LONELY?

2009-05-25T20:09:00.003+01:00

wanton and bored are probably more apt, but lonely will do...

i'm not gonna quibble with fontella

especially in that jaunty trouser suit with matching cap

no siree bob!

XZX

I'M JUST A TEENAGE GROTBAG BABY

2009-05-25T19:48:00.003+01:00

i've been rotting in bed all day.

unwashed and unashamed.

XZX

SEAN A PAUL PON REPEAT!!!!!!

2009-05-24T17:13:00.006+01:00

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!

even the pickney dem are vibsin

PURE VIBES

XZX

SNOOZYBOOTS SNUFFLEBUM

2009-05-24T15:20:00.005+01:00

does not care how sunny it is outside

wants to stay in bed all day and...

listen to vintage sean paul until it's time for another snooze...

i could happily spend eternity wrapped in my tigerprint sheets.

awful i know, but i do love being a snoozyboots snufflebum!

XZX

WHY DON'T YOU COME UP SOMETIME AND SEE ME?

2009-05-23T19:27:00.001+01:00

Come on up, I'll tell your fortune.

XZX

A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BEHOLD...

2009-05-23T19:25:00.000+01:00

Julia's exquisite alaia boots.

TOTAL ALAIA ATTACK!

swoooon

XZX
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A MOST HEINOUS SIGHT TO SEE...

2009-05-23T18:51:00.002+01:00

wedge flip flops TRULY are the worst

XZX
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COLD BLOODED 'COS I THINK YOU'RE HOT

2009-05-23T09:47:00.009+01:00

today is a black mesh day...

i have a new crush

XZX

GOOD MORNING HOLLOWAY

2009-05-23T05:26:00.000+01:00

XZX
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UNTIL THE OFFERS COME FLOODING IN...

2009-05-22T23:02:00.003+01:00

...i've no choice but to resort to a rudegirl hairstyle of yesteryear... an old favourite

the side ponytail scrape!!!

i used to rock this EVERYDAY in my rudegirl years.

the posh kids at alleyn's were perplexed.

no idea why... it's a STRONG LOOK

XZX

NO MORE TEARS

2009-05-22T22:15:00.007+01:00

I LOATHE COMBING MY HAIR

i really do HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE it!

my mane is simply far too magnificent and bountiful for my little hands to manage...

are there any kind souls out there who'd like to comb it for me?

REWARD OFFERED

let me know...

zezimusic@gmail.com

XZX

THEY GO TO BED WITH GILDA, THEY WAKE UP WITH ME...

2009-05-20T16:11:00.002+01:00

"Hate is a very exciting emotion.
Haven't you noticed?
Very exciting.
I hate you too, Johnny.
I hate you so much I think I'm going to die from it
Darling..."

XZX

GUESS WHICH ONE I CHOSE...?

2009-05-19T22:28:00.001+01:00

XZX

TONIGHT'S A TOSS UP BETWEEN...

2009-05-19T20:27:00.003+01:00

EASTENDERS & CAVA

OR...

MADLIB @ FABRIC

it's a tough one.

seriously... i really do love a bit of stacey slater of an evening.

grrrrrrrrr...

what's a girl to do?

XZX

YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND...

2009-05-19T18:29:00.004+01:00

cream tea is my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE!

mmm i think a trip to the lanesborough on hyde park corner is in order

they do the best afternoon tea in london, hands down

followed by a jaunt to fortnum and mason's ice-cream parlour for esterhazy cake and CAVA!!!!

because i'm worth it!

XZX

DROWNING MISO-RROWS!

2009-05-19T16:43:00.007+01:00

ITSU's miso is quite possibly the best miso to pass my lips in all my 24 years of existence.

filled with spinachy goodness (my fave), spring onions and chunks of tofu (not so much but it'll do)

today is a grotbag day as i've got bad tummy cramp and generally feel grotty but this helped LOTS.

miso goooooooooood!

XZX
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I ONCE HAD AN AMAZING TEACHER CALLED MR USBORNE...

2009-05-19T12:04:00.003+01:00

he looked a bit like bojo, well he had the blondest of blond hair at least...

and taught design & technology in an amazing den of a classroom, which was jam-packed with the most wonderful things.

i spent hours marvelling at his fanciful collection of trinkets, ornaments and oddities...

and...

one day...

he gave me a thumb piano!

it didn't look at all like the one above, it was fashioned from the shell of some fruit or other...

it was amazing

and so was he...

i wonder where he is now...

i bet wherever he is, is filled with fabulous and fantastical objects.

thank god for amazing inspirational teachers!

XZX

p.s. big love to ALL of my teachers at alleyn's... they were brilliant and most importantly they cared.

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MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO FALL OUT... IT MUST BE BEDTIME AT LAST

2009-05-19T02:33:00.002+01:00

how dull.

readers, i implore you to explain just one thing to me...

WHY IS SLEEP SO VERY BORING?

boo.

night night...

XZX

ABSOLUTELY LIVING FOR THIS MAN'S TANG!

2009-05-18T23:02:00.001+01:00

amen sista!!!!!!!

XZX

LET US DWELL ON SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE...

2009-05-18T22:01:00.001+01:00

trina's RIDICULOUS lace-front wig!

XZX

£1.035m PER ANNUM... A RELATIVELY MODEST SUM?

2009-05-18T21:56:00.003+01:00

so says this man

behold... lloyd's TSB chief ERIC DANIELS.

i wonder what gordon makes of it all?

as one who has 'never been swayed by the trappings of office' i hope he's cross.

do something gord!

XZX

SO CROSS I SIMPLY MUST HAVE SOME CAVA...

2009-05-18T21:46:00.003+01:00

boo hiss boo and BOO again to filthy unscrupulous fat cats

XZX

I STILL HATE FRED THE SHRED

2009-05-18T21:11:00.007+01:00

he received more than £23m from RBS during his 8 year tenure.

nevermind the fact that his pension pot from the age of 51 until his death is somewhere in the region of £28m.

not only exceptionally greedy but exceptionally inept to boot... so much so that he ran his bank into the ground.

can you believe this man has a knighthood?

makes me sick to my stomach.

disgusting.

XZX

WHY DON'T YOU COME ON OVER VALERIE...

2009-05-18T17:03:00.001+01:00

mmmm patisserie valerie is my favourite and what do you know...

there's one right around the corner from my accountant's on marylebone high st.

cake and finance go hand in hand... maybe that's just me!

XZX
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O TALLEY OF THUNDER HEAR MY CRY...

2009-05-18T13:55:00.003+01:00

i don't feel well at all... would that the great ANDRE LEON TALLEY were here to wipe my brow.

his royal majorness would surely stop me from feeling poorly.

perhaps composing an ode to him will prompt him to respond to my plight...

perhaps, perhaps, perhaps

XZX

I REALLY OUGHT TO STAY IN TONIGHT BUT...

2009-05-15T21:50:00.003+01:00

seeing this band LIVE might just coax me out of my hovel.

i mean they've come all the way from brooklyn after all.

surely it'd be rude not to... non?

http://theamazingbaby.com

XZX

TOASTED SCONES WITH CLOTTED CREAM AND JAM MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

2009-05-15T20:03:00.000+01:00

XZX
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MY HEAD REALLY HURTS... WOULD THAT I COULD REMOVE IT TEMPORARILY

2009-05-14T13:24:00.005+01:00

too much cava, too much dancing, too much fun = original lucozade o'clock (the sugar in the orange flavour - my fave flavour incidentally - would send me over the edge right now)

WOAH!

XZX

A FEW MORE GLASSES OF CAVA THEN THIS...

2009-05-13T22:03:00.002+01:00

XZX

IN PRAISE OF BABS WINDSOR

2009-05-13T20:59:00.005+01:00

Lizzie and I are watching the Soap Awards and just this very instant Barbara Windsor was presented with a lifetime achievement award by her soap sons Phil and Grant. Watching the montage reminded me of what an institution she is...

friends, countrymen, romans lend me your eyes and marvel at the wondrous babs and her magnificent norks (i LOVE that word)!

BRAVO BABS!

XZX

MY NEW FAVOURITE SHOP... 143 PRESENTS!

2009-05-13T19:16:00.005+01:00

and finally... introducing the stars of the show (or rather the stars of the shop)

KATE

AVIGAIL

DAMIAN & BECKY

it's fabulous.

it's on lowndes court (just off carnaby st)

it's only there for 2 weeks.

be quick!

XZX

NOT ALL LIFE COACHES ARE CRAP... VOTE FOR CAREY MANN!!!

2009-05-13T14:15:00.009+01:00

lovely carey is the gorgeous girlfriend of a good friend and just the other day i learned two things:

1) she is a dating/relationship coach
2) she's in the semi finals of Britain's Next Top Coach!!!

I just registered to vote for her and watched her entry video whilst i was doing so and...

i can totally see why she's got this far... she's great!!!

plus she has the same firstname as my favourite person's surname... MARIAH CAREY!!!

VOTE FOR CAREY!!!

http://www.britainsnexttopcoach.tv/contestants/carey-mann/semi-final-presentation
(or click the title of this post... way easier)

if you ever need any advice on affairs of the heart (and we all know how AWFUL they can be) then Carey is totally your girl.

as the great pat benatar once said LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD

Pat Benatar - Love is a Battlefield 1983

so check out Carey's soon to be launched love-portal...

http://careylove.com

I LOVE CAREY and you should too!

XZX

p.s. i LOOOOOOOOOOVE PAMM HOGG and her new shop!!! the catsuits were to DIE for! expect a MEGA 'in praise of pamm' soon...

OINK OINK! IT'S PAMM HOGG!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-12T18:10:00.005+01:00

once i again i find myself worn out by the sheer ferocity of the tang fever on my blog... i'm off now to lose myself in reverie and marvel at Pamm Hogg's new london shop!

hurrah!

XZX

IT'S HIGH TIME I GAVE THIS LADY HER DUES PROPER... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... IN PRAISE OF LIL' KIM

2009-05-12T16:30:00.005+01:00

remember when she went to jail? how awful... FREE KIM!!!

totally channelling devon aoki here, j'adore...

she is simply too much for words... everything that i love and more...

LIL KIM YOU ARE OTHERWORLDLY IN YOUR EXCELLENCE

XZX

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO MOOOOOO...

2009-05-12T16:18:00.002+01:00

on the way to the post office (to collect yet another birthday present from myself, to myself of course) i came across these wonderful cows just grazing and having a lovely time...

good for them i thought and then i saw something truly exquisite just lying on the pavement...

a vintage photo/painting of paulina paurizkova of AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL FAME!

what a babe!!! i just had to take her home with me!

she's waiting in the corridor outside my room at present, can't introduce her to my lovely things until she's been fully disinfected. i did find her on the street after all!

dettol o'clock!

XZX

OK, A TINY BIT MORE TANG BEFORE BED... IN PRAISE OF THEO WHITE (WINE PON IT)

2009-05-12T00:51:00.009+01:00

cos ain't no party like a theo white party!!!!!!!!

vintage theo white...

second from the right (both pics)

he makes even the dullest of do's a whole lotta fun! when the queen comes in town everything shut down!

did i mention that he is a part of the faaaaaaaaaaabulous, simply divine HOUSE OF BLUE EYES?

www.houseofblueeyes.com

XZX

p.s. my lord... i'm totally tanged out! must sleep now (dull as it is... i simply must... the ferocious fever has worn me out!)

I adora my banana tempura

2009-05-11T23:22:00.000+01:00

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All gone!

2009-05-11T23:06:00.000+01:00

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143 shop launch was amazing... now it's sushi o'clock!!

2009-05-11T22:56:00.000+01:00

hazel and dom are enjoying their bento boxes.

i can't wait for my banana tempura.

pudding is my favourite!

XZX
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THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH TANG FOR ONE DAY. I'M OFF TO THIS...

2009-05-11T17:28:00.002+01:00

i'm pleased i have so many talented friends who are doing so well.

it feels good to cut loose the dead weight, i urge you all to do the same.

useless friends only drag you down.

well done KATE, AVIGAIL and DAMIAN

you are all grrrrrrreaaaaaaaaat!!!

XZX

EVEN THE GREAT BENNY NINJA APPROVES...

2009-05-11T17:12:00.002+01:00

I loooooove BENNY NINJA he truly works hard for the money!

see for yourselves...

here he is teaching the girls from AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL how to BEND THAT BACK!!!

J'ADORE!!!!!!!

XZX

IN PRAISE OF HOUSE OF FIERCE NEST

2009-05-11T17:00:00.004+01:00

i mean this is what they look like when at home watching X Factor for crying out loud:

they are too fabulous for words so here are some FEROCIOUS pictures...

you look wonderful darlings...

XZX

I THINK THIS MIGHT JUST BE MY FAVOURITE PICTURE EVER...

2009-05-11T01:08:00.005+01:00

look at that ferocious raw emotion she's giving us, not to mention that pointed toe... GOD HAVE MERCY!

this comes a very close second also...

it's almost as good as this FAAAAAAAABULOUSLY FIERCE photo from House of Fierce Nest, the most ferocious bitches on the block...

WELL DONE LIL' KIM!!!

XZX

She's a grrrrrreat frontwoman! Proper pics from my jazzy camera when I get back from brussels... XZX

2009-05-07T20:18:00.000+01:00

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fandeath at diesel.jpg

2009-05-07T19:56:00.000+01:00

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She was bussin some MOVES

2009-05-07T19:46:00.000+01:00

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LIVE BLOGGING: diesel umusic radio launch

2009-05-07T19:39:00.000+01:00

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NYC deluxe: I love my solid gold rosary

2009-05-07T18:49:00.000+01:00

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Three girls raging in the big apple

2009-05-07T13:06:00.001+01:00

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TODAY I WOKE UP CROSS...

2009-05-01T12:12:00.002+01:00

i arose from my snoozy slumber to the sweet sound of birds cheeping at the crack of dawn (as is my wont... i'm a spring baby after all) feeling like a grumpy grotbag and totally out of sorts.

it was sunny outside, my bed was toasty and yet i just felt... CROSS!!!

then it occurred to me that it was no longer the month of my birth, it's 1st May today - May Day.

not the day of fools, which was the day on which i was born, nor the month of fools - the most fabulous month - April.

is it any wonder i was cross???

Fortunately i remembered that...

EVERYDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

and that...

EVERYDAY IS WORTH CELEBRATING!

so to commemorate this i'm going to put on my favourite label MOSCHINO and flossy flossy it up in the sun!

TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN!!!

in fact...

i think i'll wear one of my birthday presents to myself. one of my favourite presents to myself ever...

so there you go.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME & HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU!!!

XZX

GOOD MORNING, I HAVE A NEW STYLE ICON...

2009-04-30T05:53:00.004+01:00

it's 5.53am and i can't sleep.

i HATE sleeping.

it's BORING.

so i've decided to share my new favourite fabulously dressed person with you.

introducing...

CHANTAL BIYA, first lady of Cameroon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and here she is giving the SIDE-EYE DELUXE to carla bruni (carla's fabulous but i LOOOOOVE chantal way more)

i think i even love her more than Michelle Obama, i definitely love her more than nancy dell'olio and that's saying A LOT.

i LOVE nancy, she's grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

football and louboutins - so ridiculous, so preposterous, so FABULOUS!!!!

oof, what a way to start the day!

today i shall be channelling chantal... perhaps i might even do it whilst wearing chanel...

who knows?

i'm off to eat a banana.

XZX

JUST GOT HOME...

2009-04-30T02:23:00.007+01:00

and feel ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!

Tonight's ActionAid event was AMAZING!!!!

Congratulations to Miranda Sawyer, Lulu Levay and all involved... it was SUPER!!!

it was the first time i'd DJed in public in OVER A YEAR - which made it slightly daunting, but it was soooooooo much fun! spinning records is just like riding a bike... once you've got the hang of it you've got it for life, you just need to get back in the saddle...

...and boy was i riding that saddle!!! it was WICKED!!!!!!

i also decided that i have a new favourite female DJ.... (my absolute favourite DJ ever is my good friend MARTELO, he's grrreat!! but tonight it's all about the laydeeeezzzzz, sorry marty!)

this lady right here...

PRINCESS SUPERSTAR!!!

she played before me and totally smashed it! big, bad, bassy bangers.... just the way i like it.

she knew her stuff and i was impressed, was a fan of her back in the day (bad babysitter & perfect et al...) anyway...

go girl!

big love

WOMEN OF THE WORLD UNITE!

xxxxxxxxxxxx

p.s. i was given one of these as a present for playing tonight...

KARAOKE PARTY BOX SET!!!

karaoke is one of my favourite things to do EVER!!!!!

gonna have so much fun with it. thank you very much!

i'm a very happy hippo right now!

XZX

YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM THESE HOT MAMAS TONIGHT...

2009-04-29T16:14:00.006+01:00

XZX

GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-28T16:58:00.004+01:00

I've returned from an amazing 3 weeks in the big apple just in time to spin records for a VERY IMPORTANT CAUSE and i'm glad.

Tomorrow night esteemed journalist and broadcaster (and onetime girl crush of mine... i'm no lez but she's grrrrrreat!) Miranda Sawyer is hosting a charity bash at the Institute of Contemporary Arts (the ICA to you and me).

The charity in question is Action Aid, a great organisation that fights the good fight for equal rights and to end discrimination against women across the globe. Very important i'm sure you'll agree because as we all know...

Apart from my good self playing an all-girl set >>> BIG TUNES from all the great girls you love (think vanity 6, esg, missy elliot, yo majesty, mary j blige, britney, kate bush, beyonce, donna summer, blondie, nancy nova, ms dynamite, early madonna... might even throw in some tina, in fact i definitely will!) the line up is MASSIVE.

These 3 rudegirls will be playing live

MICACHU AND THE SHAPES

MARINA TOPLEY BIRD

THECOCKNBULLKID

aaaaaaaand... DJ sets from:

QUEENS OF NOIZE
PRINCESS SUPERSTAR

just think of all the great women you know, admire or even fancy and then make sure you put your grubby hands in your pockets, make a donation and get your bum bums down there!

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ACTION AID PRESENTS 6 DEGREES LIVE

Wednesday 29th April 2009

WHERE: The ICA, The Mall

TIME: 7.30 til LAAAAAAAATE

NEAREST TUBE: Charing Cross / Piccadilly

TICKETS: £10 from http://www.ica.org.uk
all proceeds donated to ActionAid

BE THERE!

Don’t forget that violence and discrimination keep poor women poor, and that all of us wherever we live, are connected

BECOME A FAN OF ACTIONAID and show your support for women around the world.

http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#/pages/ActionAid-UK/39605200520?sid=18a3c750e3d22d9a7530bdc2a63d4f2c&ref=search

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***JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU***

I have 5 spare tickets (which means all you gotta do is make a donation at the door... come on don't be tight) and the first five ratbags to email me at

zezimusic@gmail.com

can have them!

there you go!

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WHILE WE'RE ON A BACK IN THE DAY FLEX....

2009-04-07T02:45:00.006+01:00

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY FRIENDS...

BIG BIG TUNE!

GOD KNOWS HOW I'LL COPE FOR THREE WEEKS IN NYC IF I'M FEELING SO EMO ALREADY!

LOVE YOU RATBAGS!!!

P.S. HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE CATALAN SUBTITLES... I AM! CATALAN KARAOKE TIME.... WOOOOOP!

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IF I WERE NOT FLYING TO NEW YORK IN A MATTER OF HOURS...

2009-04-07T01:00:00.009+01:00

FOR THIS...

(MY 3RD BIRTHDAY PARTY... AND IT WON'T BE MY LAST EITHER! EVERYDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!)

I WOULD BE GOING TO THIS...

BOOM BYE BYE EASTER SPESH THIS WEEKEND!!!... BIG PARTY THAT TAKES IT BACK TO THE SWEATY TIMES OF DAYS GONE BY WHEN RAVES WERE FUN!!! BIG FUN!!!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=77766351487&ref=ts

BETTER GET PRACTISING YOUR BOGLE AND OTHER OLD SCHOOL BASHMENT MOVES PRONTO...

INCIDENTALLY MY NEW FAVE DANCEHALL MOVE IS THE SWEEP... THE ENERGY GOD HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

TELL DE PEOPLE DEM ELE!!!!

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DECASIA PRESENTS BACK TO THE 90s...

2009-04-03T23:50:00.005+01:00

I LOVE THE 90s AND NOT IN A DOC MARTEN WEARING GRUNGE REVIVAL WAY EITHER... THE 90s TO ME MEANS MY CHILDHOOD. I WAS 7 IN 1992 AND PROBABLY PLAYING WITH MARBLES AND POGS IN THE PLAYGROUND OF ASHMOLE PRIMARY SCHOOL. WHERE WERE YOU IN '92???

TO CELEBRATE THE HALCYON DAYS OF YESTERYEAR I'M DJING THIS SATURDAY 4TH APRIL AT DECASIA!

DECASIA IS A WICKED NIGHT RUN BY D-BIRD OF THE BAND 'AN EXPERIMENT ON A BIRD IN THE AIR PUMP' - THEY'LL BE DJING TOO.... THOSE GRRRLS ARE AMAZING. I WISH I COULD BE THE 4TH MEMBER!

THESE BANDS ARE PLAYING TOO....

R O M A N C E

NOT COOL

V.E.G.A.S. WHORES

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT...

DECASIA PRESENTS BACK TO THE 90s...

LIVE:
VEGAS WHORES- STAGE TIME 11.30PM
R O M A N C E - STAGE TIME 11PM
NOT COOL - STAGE TIME 10.30PM

DJs:
HANNA HANRA (PIX)
ZEZI IFORE (E4 MUSIC)
AN EXPERIMENT ON A BIRD IN THE AIR PUMP
DJ RAC MAC!!

UPSTAIRS @ CATCH, KINGSLAND ROAD
SATURDAY APRIL 4TH
9PM-2AM
FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT!!!

COME!

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A MOMENT OF CALM...

2009-03-19T18:31:00.001Z

IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT I HAVE BEEN A WEE BIT TOO BLOGPROLIFIC OF LATE...

I'M OFF TO BARCELONA TO SWITCH OFF MY BLACKBERRY AND....

YOU GUESSED IT! HAVE SOME CAVA!

WHEN IN ROME...

LOTS OF CALM AND TRANQUIL LOVE

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TAKE IT SLOW....

2009-03-18T23:16:00.003Z

TRINITY SAID MY MIND WAS RACING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

HE WAS RIGHT.

I'M OFF OUT... NEED TO SEE MY REAL FRIENDS WHO TALK REAL TALK.

ALL DAY LONG.

TRINOTRON WHERE ARE YOU??????????????????

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WWW.TRINOTRON.COM

JUST PUT A RECORD ON....

2009-03-18T13:42:00.002Z

THIS IS MY GET UP AND GO TUNE. IT'S A REMIX BY HERVE (AND TREVOR LOVEYS UNDER THE MONIKER SPEAKERJUNK). GREAT GUY. HATES FLYING. SO DO I. HE'S ALSO REAL.NOT IN THE MUSIC BIZ BULLSHIT. I LOVE HIM.

DON'T FORGET YOU CAN ALWAYS EMAIL ME TUNES TO...

ZEZIMUSIC@GMAIL.COM

GO ON. I'D LIKE THAT

TA

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P.S. I'M GONNA HAVE CARBONARA FOR LUNCH MMMMMM

MORNING CAMPERS...WHY DOESN'T ANYONE COMMENT THESE DAYS???

2009-03-18T01:08:00.005Z

is it out of fashion???

are you all too busy tweeting??? i was for 4 days straight (now on 999 updates... it's officially a state of emergency!) but my mania was a social experiment for a report i'm writing for the ministry of justice so it doesn't count!

anyway... i'm curious to know why it's oh so quiet round here?

talk to me!

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p.s. i even made it possible to comment anonymously so you can slag me off secretly if you like! shame!

JUST REALISED...

2009-03-18T00:22:00.003Z

that before my recent blogging revival the last time i post was in august. sorry about that. but at least it was about billy idol. he's sick! my friend kate moross dressed up as him for mark ronson's birthday party. you had to come as your fave album cover. i went as diana ross. grimmy went as lily allen.

oof all you lovely readers just keep me hanging on...

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SOME PEOPLE ON FORUMS...

2009-03-17T23:39:00.002Z

chat a tiny bit of sense. well by some i mean like.... one! ah well one is better than none! whoever said common sense is common is a big fat liar.

let them eat cake i say!

and let me drink cava!!!! (i need it... just had a blazing row with my landlord... i feel a powerwalk coming on!)

toodlepip and hoof off hoofer!

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LEMME END ON A POSITIVE NOTE... I LIKE THOSE!

2009-03-17T21:36:00.003Z

BBLB despite the anguish it sometimes brought was mostly jokes.... also 186 lovely people are fans of me on facebook. 35 of them are my friends!

that's nice. that's GRRRRRRRRREAT!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zezi-Ifore/17377689162?ref=nf

now i'm orf for some you know what....

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p.s. get your mind out the gutter i'm talking about my beloved cava (not nookie)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU...

2009-03-17T21:29:00.006Z

THE PRESCOTT PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Good for you John, good for you! if i could punch everyone on digitalspy in the face i would!

now then i really must go and have some cava....

Here I go!
Its coming for me through the trees.
Help me, someone!
Help me, please!

Take my shoes off,
And throw them in the lake,
And Ill be
Two steps on the water...

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p.s. i know a guy that can walk on water... he's GREAT!
p.p.s. kate bush is AMAZING... EVEN....STILL!

her hair's the same colour as mine!

WAIT... SPEAKING OF BITCHASSNESS....

2009-03-17T21:25:00.005Z

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RUBBISH?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=812265&page=528

over 500 page of CRAP.

posters made friends on it and all sorts... the swines. as a nod to divine retribution the cunt that started it called 'stentionhouse' (i bet he doesn't even have a house...tramp!) got booted off digital spy. ha ha haaaaar!

some people really need to gerra job and maybe a life to boot. i mean i know it's a recession but try folks... it pays the rent!

stop scrounging off the state if you don't NEED too. the welfare state was created as a SAFETY NET not bloody club tropicana drinks are free!

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p.s. NYE BEVAN is my hero! i'm reading his biography... it's by michael foot. you should read it too... it's quite long and it's in two parts but it's worth it!

p.s. JOHN PRESCOTT is another political hero of mine... when he punched that dude in the face.... i DIED!

NO BITCHASSNESS YO!!!

2009-03-17T21:15:00.002Z

I HATE HATE HATE NASTY PEOPLE! I've thrown all the rotten apples out of my basket and cut them out of my life! i bet they really miss me... I'M A GOOD FRIEND! loyalty means a lot.

no more waste affiliations.... you should do the same folks. for your own sanity!

ok i've said my piece.... i think it's.....

CAVA O'CLOCK!

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WORD OF ADVICE...

2009-03-17T20:43:00.001Z

if things get crap...

JUST PICK UP THE PIECES AND START AGAIN!

it's easy i promise.

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p.s. i believe in God but you don't have to. just make sure you believe in something. fuck it... BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!

P.S.....

2009-03-17T20:36:00.001Z

I WISH that slash from guns and roses was my dad man.

i don't know my real one and don't really care about that... maybe slash could adopt me????

if you're reading big guy....

GET IN TOUCH!

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p.s. my mate shawn was sat next to him in a bar in nyc once... he couldn't say a word. and he's a gobby little shit. blimey!

ALTHOUGH I'M IN A POSITIVE MOOD....

2009-03-17T20:32:00.002Z

I've got my hands in my pockets and my thumbs firmly down. my friend dylan is the guy. he's also TOTALLY NEKRO!

black metal foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr. he's also just introduced me to thrash... it's grrrrreat!

fuck the klaxons! it's allll about metallica. dylan's got the most NEKRO tshirts.... shiiit i'm jealous!

he's bloody funny so you ought to read...

www.afistinthefaceofgod.blogspot.com

although let it be known, i am not a blasphemer or a devil worshiper... PRAIIIIISE DE LORD!

amen.

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WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF THINGS I LOVE...

2009-03-17T20:28:00.003Z

My new fave band is THE RIFF RAFF.

Get to know kids.

I think they'll be the first signing to my new record label! Beautiful 7"s and downloads coming soon!

www.myspace.com/therealriffraff

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p.s. the lead singer is GORGEOUS! this is a small factor in me wanting to sign them... who doesn't love a beautiful front man?
HOT PROPERTY indeed!

p.p.s their bebo telly show overtook katemodern now that's big. they got a new one coming soon. can't wait! maybe i could present it.... in my dreams!

I'M ALSO REALLY GLAD THAT...

2009-03-17T20:23:00.004Z

MS DYNAMITE's BACK!!!!!

I love a woman who's actually got something to say and doesn't just trade on her body (i'm fortunate enough to know lots of amazing girls.... i'll introduce you later)

Anyway! i just think....

She's great!!!! Her new single's FIRRRRRRRRRE, heard it on Mistajam's show tonight. He's also great! I think he's my favourite radio DJ ever... nice guy to boot. see for yourselves....

www.mistajam.com

Jack Penate's also coming back HARRRD! Tonight's the night is a tune! I went to school with him you know! Big up all the Alleyn's massive and crew... great school!

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it's a new dawn, it's a new day and....

2009-03-16T17:54:00.003Z

I'M COMING BACK AGAIN MY LOVE!

just thought you might like to know.... give you some time to prepare yourselves!

take care & lots of love!

oh and there might be a redesign too. no. there will deffo be a redesign. kate moross is doing it. she's great!

www.katemoross.com

also there's going to be a....

*record label
*mixtape
*online store
*party members club
*lots more dj sets

all coming veeerrry soon! i hope you're excited. i am.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

big love.

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p.s. i'm now a preacher. on twitter. www.twitter.com/zezitron
p.p.s i also have a flickr www.flickr.com/zezitron
p.p.p.s. isn't this all a bit crazy???
p.p.p.p.s I LOVE SUNRISES SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL.

FIGHT BACK

2008-08-27T12:46:00.002+01:00

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumping cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above"

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg
But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed
What set you free and brought you to be me babe
What set you free I need you hear by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"

He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well he's out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair.

I walked the world with you, babe
A thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain, babe
A million times for you

I'd sell my soul for you babe
For money to burn with you
I'd give you all, and have none, babe
Just, just, justa, justa to have you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

Oh yeah little angel
she want more
More, more, more, more, more.

Oh yeah little angel
she want more
More, more, more, more.

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PARTY TONIGHT!! FREE ENTRY!!

2008-08-19T12:06:00.004+01:00

all my favourite boys (well...nearly) in one room and me spinning tunes and it's gonna be a hoofin' hoot!

whilst i'd love to wax lyrical about how amazing tonight's gonna be alas i cannot, must dash i'm spending the afternoon getting up close and personal with this fine specimen:

oh dear god, I HATE MY JOB

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FIRST EVICITION TONIGHT!!!!!!

2008-06-13T12:11:00.002+01:00

arrrrrrrrrghghghghgh!!! i'm so excited! for the first time in '08 we'll hear those immortal words:

"big brother house, this is Davina..."

still have no clue who's going... will it be mario for being a bit smarmy, lisa for being ermm butch, steph for not doing well in the task or luke for being the house commentator????

who knows!

what i do know is that i will be dressing for the occasion...

POWER MOVES

think alaia, think shoulder pads, think STRONG

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