Monday, 14 February 2011
Thursday, 13 January 2011
Tuesday, 9 June 2009
TODAY WE GO TO WAR!
me and my merry band of boys - FINE BOY CREW - are battling at this tonight
here's a sneaky snippet of the ludicrous lunacy you can expect from FBC
BRING IT ON!!!!
XZX
p.s. i've got guestlist love for all you FINE BOYS out there provided you only toot your horns for ME & FBC, if you want to witness the carnage email me at zezimusic@gmail.com NOW!!!!
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here's a sneaky snippet of the ludicrous lunacy you can expect from FBC
BRING IT ON!!!!
XZX
p.s. i've got guestlist love for all you FINE BOYS out there provided you only toot your horns for ME & FBC, if you want to witness the carnage email me at zezimusic@gmail.com NOW!!!!
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Monday, 8 June 2009
IT IRKS ME NO END THAT...
i have spent most of the weekend vacillating between this:
and this
SLEEP IS BORING!
XZX
and this
SLEEP IS BORING!
XZX
Saturday, 6 June 2009
Tuesday, 2 June 2009
I WAS BORN ON THE DAY OF BISMARCK's BIRTH
OTTO VON BISMARCK b. 1 April 1815
ZEZI IFORE b. 1 April 1985
an auspicious coincidence as today...
i'm preparing to go to WAR!
the revolution will not be televised but details of OPERATION FBC will follow shortly ...
stay tuned.
XZX
Monday, 1 June 2009
OUT TO BON THE AFRICAN ADVENTURER:
gillie no mates, mandy and myself all miss you already!
cava binge when you get back!
XZX
GOOD THINGS COME IN THREEs
seems like today is a day for preposterous videos so i might as well add this one into the bargain...
sick bags at the ready as PRETTY RICKY's SPECTACULAR makes sexytime!
YUK x 1,000,000
XZX
sick bags at the ready as PRETTY RICKY's SPECTACULAR makes sexytime!
YUK x 1,000,000
XZX
GWAN TODDLA!!!!!!!!!!
the skanky skankiest boy in sheffeeeeeeeeel's album is the telegraph's POP CD of THE WEEK!
a broadsheet no less...
big up your chest-piece toddles!
RED-EEEEEEEEEEEEE
www.toddlat.com
XZX
FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS
sasha baren cohen shows eminem WA GWAN FI DAT when it comes to bum fun!!!
O M G
XZX
LONG BON SILVER
the beautiful and much-beloved bon is abandoning us for africa for a whole month to take photographs (something she is very very good at)
she is sad
and so are we
even though we're slightly jealous as she'll clearly have the bestest time taking pictures, riding elephants and buying loads of wonderful things and not miss us at all
BON VOYAGE BON!
XZX
she is sad
and so are we
even though we're slightly jealous as she'll clearly have the bestest time taking pictures, riding elephants and buying loads of wonderful things and not miss us at all
BON VOYAGE BON!
XZX
MEET JAMAICA'S ANSWER TO BENNY HILL
man, he's FULL OF BEANS and he can buss' a move
he beats our benny hands down
he also "beats" those poor women too and therein lies the rub
that said, the gyal dem don't seem to mind at all.
i don't think i'd like to be "daggered" anytime soon thank you very much MR SKERRIT BWOY
best wishes
Z. IFORE
P.S. special shout out to the girl at the end (8.08) for pouring herself into those latex shorts - DEDICATION!
XZX
BITCH YOU BETTA...
someone sent this to me on twitter... no idea why.
ok, that's an absolute fallacy, it's probably because i used to dress like this in 2006.
gaudy, trashy and lots of FUN (i was 21) however...
...let it be known that i NEVER sported (or possessed for that matter) a rope chain or wore lenseless glasses. AMEN to that sistaaa!
ladies and gentlemen if you still dress like this don't be ashamed, it was a look then and it still is my friends, just not one i currently chose to adopt.
so i'm giving Jonte a good RUPAUL rating for ferocity (as RuPaul is the ultimate barometer of fierceness)
4 out of 5
whatever you're wearing...
BITCH YOU BETTA WEEEEEEEEERK!
XZX
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