TODAY WE GO TO WAR!

me and my merry band of boys - FINE BOY CREW - are battling at this tonight



here's a sneaky snippet of the ludicrous lunacy you can expect from FBC





BRING IT ON!!!!

XZX

p.s. i've got guestlist love for all you FINE BOYS out there provided you only toot your horns for ME & FBC, if you want to witness the carnage email me at zezimusic@gmail.com NOW!!!!

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FASHION KILLS

I drew fashion blood in hermes

see that little red dot? yep, that's blood.

XZX
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GRIMMY'S FEELING THE PINCH IN SMYTHSON

(FYI it says 'recessionista')

XZX
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IT IRKS ME NO END THAT...

i have spent most of the weekend vacillating between this:



and this



SLEEP IS BORING!

XZX

EATING BOYS FOR BREAKFAST...

tastes way better than a fry-up



XZX

I WAS BORN ON THE DAY OF BISMARCK's BIRTH

OTTO VON BISMARCK b. 1 April 1815

ZEZI IFORE b. 1 April 1985

an auspicious coincidence as today...

i'm preparing to go to WAR!

the revolution will not be televised but details of OPERATION FBC will follow shortly ...

stay tuned.

XZX

OUT TO BON THE AFRICAN ADVENTURER:

gillie no mates, mandy and myself all miss you already!

cava binge when you get back!

XZX

GOOD THINGS COME IN THREEs

seems like today is a day for preposterous videos so i might as well add this one into the bargain...

sick bags at the ready as PRETTY RICKY's SPECTACULAR makes sexytime!



YUK x 1,000,000

XZX

GWAN TODDLA!!!!!!!!!!

the skanky skankiest boy in sheffeeeeeeeeel's album is the telegraph's POP CD of THE WEEK!

a broadsheet no less...

big up your chest-piece toddles!

RED-EEEEEEEEEEEEE

www.toddlat.com

XZX

FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS

Bruno And Eminem Get Intimate - MTV Movie Awards

sasha baren cohen shows eminem WA GWAN FI DAT when it comes to bum fun!!!

O M G

XZX

LONG BON SILVER

the beautiful and much-beloved bon is abandoning us for africa for a whole month to take photographs (something she is very very good at)



she is sad


and so are we


even though we're slightly jealous as she'll clearly have the bestest time taking pictures, riding elephants and buying loads of wonderful things and not miss us at all


BON VOYAGE BON!

XZX

MEET JAMAICA'S ANSWER TO BENNY HILL

man, he's FULL OF BEANS and he can buss' a move

he beats our benny hands down

he also "beats" those poor women too and therein lies the rub

that said, the gyal dem don't seem to mind at all.

i don't think i'd like to be "daggered" anytime soon thank you very much MR SKERRIT BWOY

best wishes

Z. IFORE

P.S. special shout out to the girl at the end (8.08) for pouring herself into those latex shorts - DEDICATION!

XZX

BITCH YOU BETTA...

someone sent this to me on twitter... no idea why.

ok, that's an absolute fallacy, it's probably because i used to dress like this in 2006.

gaudy, trashy and lots of FUN (i was 21) however...

...let it be known that i NEVER sported (or possessed for that matter) a rope chain or wore lenseless glasses. AMEN to that sistaaa!

ladies and gentlemen if you still dress like this don't be ashamed, it was a look then and it still is my friends, just not one i currently chose to adopt.

so i'm giving Jonte a good RUPAUL rating for ferocity (as RuPaul is the ultimate barometer of fierceness)

4 out of 5



whatever you're wearing...

BITCH YOU BETTA WEEEEEEEEERK!

XZX

MORNING MIMI...

XZX

THE JOY OF JOLLOF IN DALSTON

XZX
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JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JOLLOF O'CLOCK

XZX
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P.S. DID YOU NOTICE THAT MY MANE HAS BEEN TAMED?

yep the mighty and long-suffering hands of my good friend IRENE AGBONTAEN did battle with my 'opulent mass of curls' (thanks max) and victory was hers.

i love my new sasha fierce look.

thanks irene!

XZX

WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU...

i fell in love tonight.

he's no wimp.

he's b-b-b-b-b-baaaaaaaaad to the bone and makes music for brats like me.

this song's for him



XZX

HIS SHIT DON'T STANK

dizzee tells me (and his 6073 other followers on twitter) that his single Bonkers is No 1.

115,000 record breaking sales >>> fastest selling single this year.

2 x No.1s on his own independant label.

AMAZING.

WDD.

WELL DONE DIZZ'

XZX

P.S. I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGE GROTBAG

i'm cleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

feels good man

XZX

ZZ's TOP BREAKFASTY

i know it looks a bit yukky but it's just a bacon and egg sarnie...

not exactly healthy (even though it's brown bread) but way more fun than muesli

a fine way to start the day i say!

XZX
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I'M IN A RIDICULOUS MOOD...

so i think it's high time we had another ridiculous "IN PRAISE OF..."

but who will be a perfect match for my present preposterous mood...???

MARGARITA PRACATAN


LIZA MINELLI


IVANA TRUMP


ELIZABETH TAYLOR


FRANKIE (KEYSHIA COLE'S MUM)


DIANA ROSS


ARETHA FRANKLIN


decisions, decisions...

it's a tough one.

XZX

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M LONELY?

wanton and bored are probably more apt, but lonely will do...

i'm not gonna quibble with fontella

especially in that jaunty trouser suit with matching cap

no siree bob!

XZX

I'M JUST A TEENAGE GROTBAG BABY

i've been rotting in bed all day.

unwashed and unashamed.

XZX

SEAN A PAUL PON REPEAT!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!

even the pickney dem are vibsin



PURE VIBES

XZX

SNOOZYBOOTS SNUFFLEBUM

does not care how sunny it is outside

wants to stay in bed all day and...

listen to vintage sean paul until it's time for another snooze...

i could happily spend eternity wrapped in my tigerprint sheets.



awful i know, but i do love being a snoozyboots snufflebum!

XZX

WHY DON'T YOU COME UP SOMETIME AND SEE ME?

Come on up, I'll tell your fortune.

XZX

A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BEHOLD...

Julia's exquisite alaia boots.

TOTAL ALAIA ATTACK!

swoooon

XZX
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A MOST HEINOUS SIGHT TO SEE...

wedge flip flops TRULY are the worst

XZX
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COLD BLOODED 'COS I THINK YOU'RE HOT

today is a black mesh day...

i have a new crush

XZX

GOOD MORNING HOLLOWAY

XZX
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UNTIL THE OFFERS COME FLOODING IN...

...i've no choice but to resort to a rudegirl hairstyle of yesteryear... an old favourite



the side ponytail scrape!!!

i used to rock this EVERYDAY in my rudegirl years.

the posh kids at alleyn's were perplexed.

no idea why... it's a STRONG LOOK

XZX