A MOMENT OF CALM...

IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT I HAVE BEEN A WEE BIT TOO BLOGPROLIFIC OF LATE...

I'M OFF TO BARCELONA TO SWITCH OFF MY BLACKBERRY AND....

YOU GUESSED IT! HAVE SOME CAVA!

WHEN IN ROME...

LOTS OF CALM AND TRANQUIL LOVE

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TAKE IT SLOW....

TRINITY SAID MY MIND WAS RACING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

HE WAS RIGHT.

I'M OFF OUT... NEED TO SEE MY REAL FRIENDS WHO TALK REAL TALK.

ALL DAY LONG.

TRINOTRON WHERE ARE YOU??????????????????

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WWW.TRINOTRON.COM

JUST PUT A RECORD ON....

THIS IS MY GET UP AND GO TUNE. IT'S A REMIX BY HERVE (AND TREVOR LOVEYS UNDER THE MONIKER SPEAKERJUNK). GREAT GUY. HATES FLYING. SO DO I. HE'S ALSO REAL.NOT IN THE MUSIC BIZ BULLSHIT. I LOVE HIM.

DON'T FORGET YOU CAN ALWAYS EMAIL ME TUNES TO...

ZEZIMUSIC@GMAIL.COM

GO ON. I'D LIKE THAT

TA

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P.S. I'M GONNA HAVE CARBONARA FOR LUNCH MMMMMM

MORNING CAMPERS...WHY DOESN'T ANYONE COMMENT THESE DAYS???

is it out of fashion???

are you all too busy tweeting??? i was for 4 days straight (now on 999 updates... it's officially a state of emergency!) but my mania was a social experiment for a report i'm writing for the ministry of justice so it doesn't count!

anyway... i'm curious to know why it's oh so quiet round here?

talk to me!

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p.s. i even made it possible to comment anonymously so you can slag me off secretly if you like! shame!

JUST REALISED...

that before my recent blogging revival the last time i post was in august. sorry about that. but at least it was about billy idol. he's sick! my friend kate moross dressed up as him for mark ronson's birthday party. you had to come as your fave album cover. i went as diana ross. grimmy went as lily allen.

oof all you lovely readers just keep me hanging on...

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SOME PEOPLE ON FORUMS...

chat a tiny bit of sense. well by some i mean like.... one! ah well one is better than none! whoever said common sense is common is a big fat liar.

let them eat cake i say!

and let me drink cava!!!! (i need it... just had a blazing row with my landlord... i feel a powerwalk coming on!)

toodlepip and hoof off hoofer!

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LEMME END ON A POSITIVE NOTE... I LIKE THOSE!

BBLB despite the anguish it sometimes brought was mostly jokes.... also 186 lovely people are fans of me on facebook. 35 of them are my friends!

that's nice. that's GRRRRRRRRREAT!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Zezi-Ifore/17377689162?ref=nf

now i'm orf for some you know what....

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p.s. get your mind out the gutter i'm talking about my beloved cava (not nookie)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU...

THE PRESCOTT PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Good for you John, good for you! if i could punch everyone on digitalspy in the face i would!

now then i really must go and have some cava....

Here I go!
Its coming for me through the trees.
Help me, someone!
Help me, please!

Take my shoes off,
And throw them in the lake,
And Ill be
Two steps on the water...

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p.s. i know a guy that can walk on water... he's GREAT!
p.p.s. kate bush is AMAZING... EVEN....STILL!



her hair's the same colour as mine!

WAIT... SPEAKING OF BITCHASSNESS....

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RUBBISH?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=812265&page=528

over 500 page of CRAP.

posters made friends on it and all sorts... the swines. as a nod to divine retribution the cunt that started it called 'stentionhouse' (i bet he doesn't even have a house...tramp!) got booted off digital spy. ha ha haaaaar!

some people really need to gerra job and maybe a life to boot. i mean i know it's a recession but try folks... it pays the rent!

stop scrounging off the state if you don't NEED too. the welfare state was created as a SAFETY NET not bloody club tropicana drinks are free!

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p.s. NYE BEVAN is my hero! i'm reading his biography... it's by michael foot. you should read it too... it's quite long and it's in two parts but it's worth it!

p.s. JOHN PRESCOTT is another political hero of mine... when he punched that dude in the face.... i DIED!

NO BITCHASSNESS YO!!!

I HATE HATE HATE NASTY PEOPLE! I've thrown all the rotten apples out of my basket and cut them out of my life! i bet they really miss me... I'M A GOOD FRIEND! loyalty means a lot.

no more waste affiliations.... you should do the same folks. for your own sanity!

ok i've said my piece.... i think it's.....

CAVA O'CLOCK!

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WORD OF ADVICE...

if things get crap...

JUST PICK UP THE PIECES AND START AGAIN!

it's easy i promise.

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p.s. i believe in God but you don't have to. just make sure you believe in something. fuck it... BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!

P.S.....

I WISH that slash from guns and roses was my dad man.

i don't know my real one and don't really care about that... maybe slash could adopt me????

if you're reading big guy....

GET IN TOUCH!

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p.s. my mate shawn was sat next to him in a bar in nyc once... he couldn't say a word. and he's a gobby little shit. blimey!

ALTHOUGH I'M IN A POSITIVE MOOD....

I've got my hands in my pockets and my thumbs firmly down. my friend dylan is the guy. he's also TOTALLY NEKRO!

black metal foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr. he's also just introduced me to thrash... it's grrrrreat!



fuck the klaxons! it's allll about metallica. dylan's got the most NEKRO tshirts.... shiiit i'm jealous!

he's bloody funny so you ought to read...

www.afistinthefaceofgod.blogspot.com

although let it be known, i am not a blasphemer or a devil worshiper... PRAIIIIISE DE LORD!

amen.

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WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF THINGS I LOVE...

My new fave band is THE RIFF RAFF.

Get to know kids.

I think they'll be the first signing to my new record label! Beautiful 7"s and downloads coming soon!

www.myspace.com/therealriffraff

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p.s. the lead singer is GORGEOUS! this is a small factor in me wanting to sign them... who doesn't love a beautiful front man?
HOT PROPERTY indeed!

p.p.s their bebo telly show overtook katemodern now that's big. they got a new one coming soon. can't wait! maybe i could present it.... in my dreams!

I'M ALSO REALLY GLAD THAT...

MS DYNAMITE's BACK!!!!!

I love a woman who's actually got something to say and doesn't just trade on her body (i'm fortunate enough to know lots of amazing girls.... i'll introduce you later)

Anyway! i just think....

She's great!!!! Her new single's FIRRRRRRRRRE, heard it on Mistajam's show tonight. He's also great! I think he's my favourite radio DJ ever... nice guy to boot. see for yourselves....

www.mistajam.com

Jack Penate's also coming back HARRRD! Tonight's the night is a tune! I went to school with him you know! Big up all the Alleyn's massive and crew... great school!

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it's a new dawn, it's a new day and....

I'M COMING BACK AGAIN MY LOVE!

just thought you might like to know.... give you some time to prepare yourselves!

take care & lots of love!

oh and there might be a redesign too. no. there will deffo be a redesign. kate moross is doing it. she's great!

www.katemoross.com

also there's going to be a....

*record label
*mixtape
*online store
*party members club
*lots more dj sets

all coming veeerrry soon! i hope you're excited. i am.

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

big love.

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p.s. i'm now a preacher. on twitter. www.twitter.com/zezitron
p.p.s i also have a flickr www.flickr.com/zezitron
p.p.p.s. isn't this all a bit crazy???
p.p.p.p.s I LOVE SUNRISES SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL.