COME ON AND THROW THE DOG A BONE

In times of crisis like this we all need a power tune and for such a grave situation I summon the powers of the great MEATLOAF



combined with the frightening might of Cher and her hi-leg costumes



suddenly everything seems do-able

so excuse me while i pump myself up for the big chop (i haven't had a proper haircut in 10 years... I'm frightened of hairdressers!)

here goes nothing...