THE JOY OF JOLLOF IN DALSTON

XZX
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JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JOLLOF O'CLOCK

XZX
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P.S. DID YOU NOTICE THAT MY MANE HAS BEEN TAMED?

yep the mighty and long-suffering hands of my good friend IRENE AGBONTAEN did battle with my 'opulent mass of curls' (thanks max) and victory was hers.

i love my new sasha fierce look.

thanks irene!

XZX

WILD THING I THINK I LOVE YOU...

i fell in love tonight.

he's no wimp.

he's b-b-b-b-b-baaaaaaaaad to the bone and makes music for brats like me.

this song's for him



XZX

HIS SHIT DON'T STANK

dizzee tells me (and his 6073 other followers on twitter) that his single Bonkers is No 1.

115,000 record breaking sales >>> fastest selling single this year.

2 x No.1s on his own independant label.

AMAZING.

WDD.

WELL DONE DIZZ'

XZX

P.S. I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGE GROTBAG

i'm cleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

feels good man

XZX

ZZ's TOP BREAKFASTY

i know it looks a bit yukky but it's just a bacon and egg sarnie...

not exactly healthy (even though it's brown bread) but way more fun than muesli

a fine way to start the day i say!

XZX
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I'M IN A RIDICULOUS MOOD...

so i think it's high time we had another ridiculous "IN PRAISE OF..."

but who will be a perfect match for my present preposterous mood...???

MARGARITA PRACATAN


LIZA MINELLI


IVANA TRUMP


ELIZABETH TAYLOR


FRANKIE (KEYSHIA COLE'S MUM)


DIANA ROSS


ARETHA FRANKLIN


decisions, decisions...

it's a tough one.

XZX

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M LONELY?

wanton and bored are probably more apt, but lonely will do...

i'm not gonna quibble with fontella

especially in that jaunty trouser suit with matching cap

no siree bob!

XZX

I'M JUST A TEENAGE GROTBAG BABY

i've been rotting in bed all day.

unwashed and unashamed.

XZX

SEAN A PAUL PON REPEAT!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!

even the pickney dem are vibsin



PURE VIBES

XZX

SNOOZYBOOTS SNUFFLEBUM

does not care how sunny it is outside

wants to stay in bed all day and...

listen to vintage sean paul until it's time for another snooze...

i could happily spend eternity wrapped in my tigerprint sheets.



awful i know, but i do love being a snoozyboots snufflebum!

XZX

WHY DON'T YOU COME UP SOMETIME AND SEE ME?

Come on up, I'll tell your fortune.

XZX

A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BEHOLD...

Julia's exquisite alaia boots.

TOTAL ALAIA ATTACK!

swoooon

XZX
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A MOST HEINOUS SIGHT TO SEE...

wedge flip flops TRULY are the worst

XZX
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COLD BLOODED 'COS I THINK YOU'RE HOT

today is a black mesh day...

i have a new crush

XZX

GOOD MORNING HOLLOWAY

XZX
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UNTIL THE OFFERS COME FLOODING IN...

...i've no choice but to resort to a rudegirl hairstyle of yesteryear... an old favourite



the side ponytail scrape!!!

i used to rock this EVERYDAY in my rudegirl years.

the posh kids at alleyn's were perplexed.

no idea why... it's a STRONG LOOK

XZX

NO MORE TEARS

I LOATHE COMBING MY HAIR

i really do HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE it!



my mane is simply far too magnificent and bountiful for my little hands to manage...

are there any kind souls out there who'd like to comb it for me?

REWARD OFFERED



let me know...

zezimusic@gmail.com

XZX

THEY GO TO BED WITH GILDA, THEY WAKE UP WITH ME...

"Hate is a very exciting emotion.
Haven't you noticed?
Very exciting.
I hate you too, Johnny.
I hate you so much I think I'm going to die from it
Darling..."

XZX

GUESS WHICH ONE I CHOSE...?

XZX

TONIGHT'S A TOSS UP BETWEEN...

EASTENDERS & CAVA



OR...

MADLIB @ FABRIC



it's a tough one.

seriously... i really do love a bit of stacey slater of an evening.







grrrrrrrrr...

what's a girl to do?

XZX

YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND...

cream tea is my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE!

mmm i think a trip to the lanesborough on hyde park corner is in order



they do the best afternoon tea in london, hands down



followed by a jaunt to fortnum and mason's ice-cream parlour for esterhazy cake and CAVA!!!!



because i'm worth it!

XZX