In times of crisis like this we all need a power tune and for such a grave situation I summon the powers of the great MEATLOAF
combined with the frightening might of Cher and her hi-leg costumes
suddenly everything seems do-able
so excuse me while i pump myself up for the big chop (i haven't had a proper haircut in 10 years... I'm frightened of hairdressers!)
here goes nothing...