Friday 30 May 2008

WHY I WANT TO STAPLE MY OWN EARS TO THE GROUND

1. I've just woken up and I've only missed an appointment with one of the UK's top hairdressers, Mr Errol Douglas himself!
2. I didn't even get a good night's sleep on my new tiger print sheets
3. I can't find the other leg to this (shoe)
4. I want to screaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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